Hell's Kitchen - S7E5 (H1)

6-22-10 / Hour 1

One member from each team has switched!!!

Scott goes to the girls team and Autumn to the boys! She is such a BITCH! She didn't even say goodbye to the girsl...no hugs no emotion at all! Nilka "You're already on the blue team?" Autumn "Hell yea!" Bitch... And Scott...he's just running his mouth, again.

Butchers outfits? PIGS! Good things Ramsey isn't having them kill those cute pigs. They do however have to chase them around which is a hilarious way to get your ingredients list...I wonder what the dishes main meat is gonna be? Scott is already telling people what to do and yet: Scott "I'm new to this team so I'm just going to sit back and observe." Bullshit.

Challenge time! Did Jason just call Autumn "baby girl"? Scott, shut the fuck up! These women know how to cook, not perfectly all the time or anything, but they are chefs too...and look Ramsey hate YOUR idea about putting prunes with sausage. Gross dude, GROSSS!!! (As if I know anything about fine dining ^_^) Jason and Autumns dish? R: "Tastes nice...too sweet"...20 minutes earlier Autumn "I wanna make a honey mustard dip" Jason " I'm not too hot on the mustard idea." ... Jason listen to other's suggestions.

This quirky music relates brings me into the silliness that is inherent in these reality shows. Of course the way the clips are edited and the music is added is all very contrived...set up to make me sympathetic for Maria. It's a good thing that first thing after the commercial break is her losing the challenge for the women. Way to play with my emotions FOX.

Punishment: Cleaning mud off pigs...sorry ladies, and Scott

Reward: Spa Day at a Hot Spring...go Blue Team!

Now the chefs sit back and talk about their personal lives...always interesting. But very dirty you guys! One chick talks about how she has a large porn collection and has made a few home movies. Another chick talk about her S & M club experiences. WTF. But as one of them pointed out Chefs are known for having their wild sides so to speak.

So, what's on for dinner tonight? BBQ! But Nilka fried half the chicken before they got an order in. Come on Nilka the women need all the help they can get. Double seatings! Here is where I have to say I am truly impressed by this seasons group of chefs. Up until now dinner services were never completed until they were down to like 10 or less chefs, but this group here has served EVER dinner service they've been assigned, even the first one! I'm proud. And this time they are going to have two seating in one night, first seating read team cooks while blue teams serves and the second seating vice versa.

We learn that Salvatore never went to/finished school. Oh the troubles of real life: Ramsey "what the fuck have you been doing in America then" Salvatore "I've been working everyday to put food on the table". Kinda adorable. But not soo adorable, fucking Autumn tempting diners to send their food back. Autumn "you're making a face, if you want I can take that back for you...I want to send as many back as I can so that maybe it could collapse the red team" BITCH! Red Team is making mistakes though...burnt fried chicken, raw burgers...GREAT appetizers, thanks Fran...but other than that bad job! And chef realized it...and shut their kitchen DOWN! Ramsey
"Shut it off!"

Switch!

Red Team...do you not know how to take a ticket? Maria, how hard would it have been to say 'Has your order already been taken?" HA! Autumn gets called out on badly cooked food, and her little prissy walk. [Chef Ramsey's plate bill must be astronomical] Jason don't fight back, just fucking listen.

I HAVE to mention now one things about the ads...they keep changing. Fuck, now it's becoming more like TV. Used to be a day when one sponsor would advertise during a show. Now they keep switching from sponsor to sponsor. It's annoying and one of the reasons I'd rather watch online TV from live...watevs. (Ads during the program: Fekkai, Design Star,...a bank?)

Whose up on the chopping block? Yea, I saw this coming...Red Team you just can't win can you? Fran nominated Nilka instead of Scott...just made Nilka laugh and Ramsey think Fran is a little stupid. Maria, why do you keep failing if you say that you are ready for this, you're not. But who is leaving?

Maria...my what a fat ass you have. Goodbye, see you in hell!